THE STORMY DANIELS CASE

For those who don't know, Stormy Daniels is an adult film star who allegedly had an affair with former U.S. President Donald Trump. Here's the lowdown on this scandal, according to me, Glenn.

So, it all started when Stormy Daniels claimed that she had a one-night stand with Donald Trump back in 2006. Now, as a professional adult film star, I'm sure Stormy knows a thing or two about satisfying her clients, but it seems like she was not entirely satisfied with this particular client. Why? Because she claims that he didn't use protection. Yikes!

Of course, Donald Trump denies the affair ever took place, but then again, he's been known to tell a few fibs in his time. In fact, he paid Stormy $130,000 to keep quiet about the alleged affair, which seems like an awful lot of money for something that supposedly never happened.

But the story doesn't end there, folks. Oh no, it gets even juicier. You see, Stormy Daniels has a pretty wild past, including multiple marriages and a previous arrest for allegedly assaulting a police officer. Now, I don't want to cast aspersions on her character or anything, but let's just say that she's not exactly a Sunday school teacher.

So, what does all this mean? Well, it means that the Stormy Daniels case is a perfect example of the kind of sleazy, scandalous behavior that we've come to expect from our political leaders. It's like a soap opera, but with more porn stars and hush money.

In conclusion, I'd just like to say that I'm glad I'm not a lawyer involved in this mess. But as a humorist, I'm grateful for the endless comedic material it provides. So, thank you, Stormy Daniels, for giving us all something to laugh about in these trying times.

A.I. VOLITION IS A WILD RIDE

Okay, listen up people! You want to know what it would take to give AI volition? Well, it's a doozy of a question, my friends. We're talking about giving machines the ability to have their own desires and intentions, just like us humans. That's some next-level stuff, folks!

AGING IS A LOT LIKE BREWING BEER

As we transverse our lives, there are certainties and casualties: inevitabilities that we all must face. One of those inevitabilities is aging. Yes, my friends, no matter how hard we try to avoid it, we all get older. We age.

Now, some folks might see aging as a negative thing. They might bemoan the loss of youth, the wrinkles and gray hairs, the creaky joints and fading memories. But let me tell you something: aging is a lot like brewing beer.

The Art of Poetry

Writing poetry is like trying to catch a butterfly with your bare hands. It's elusive, unpredictable, and always just out of reach. But that doesn't stop us poets from trying, does it? No sir, we chase those winged words with all the fervor of a kid chasing an ice cream truck.

Bringing Magic Back

In a novel I'm working on I am bringing magic back. Magic as in Mana -- energy from the ground or from the Earth. I want the experience to be as near to it happening today, as far as story lines and effects and focus. We're busy people today. It would be a major event but not all at once and not for everyone at once.

There are two effects that I want to happen as soon as possible in the story and one is that the sky is going to turn green. The other is that oil is going to begin losing its covalence -- it's bonding-- the individual molecules are going to lose their attraction to each other, reducing what is left to a dusty sludge.

Prophecy of Comedic Darkness

Deep within a place of laughter and light,

A great horror lurks, out of sight.

Its ancient power, beyond compare,

Lurks and waits in the shadows there.

The comedians who take to the stage,

Unknowingly enter its domain.

Their jokes and gags, they laugh and sing,

But they do not know what this place does bring.